If Christmas means that one time of year when your pedophile father and your emotionally unavailable mother are forced to pretend that “family is important” and that all the goings on under the family roof are “normal”, or, (god help us) “appropriate”, together with the buying of their right to emotionally and physically abuse you and your younger sister (for whom your father has a particular taste and penchant) for another 364 days with expensively wrapped, but cheap gifts, then, fuck, yeah.
Happy Christmas to you too, all you mother fucking fucks.
